A lot of people pooh-pooh the LA County Fair, but today I:

-Ate the best turkey leg of all time.

-Saw the fattest pig that ever lived.

-Almost bought a Sham-Wow.

-Saw a poster-sized needle-point portrait of Michael Jackson.

-Tried to figure out a way to steal this little guy to my left.

But I still couldn't convince anyone to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl with me.